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Taking applications

I am often amazed by all the newly formed couples and marriages that I see develop around me. I don’t know many people notice, but it kind of makes me sad.  I’m shy, and I don’t talk to very many people, and I seldom put myself in situations which would form a union and so there is none. However, it seems that when I do finally meet someone they are all wrong for me. I think I will have to start every conversation like a job interview. It will have to be approached in a way in which I get all the information that I need without making the person feel invaded. These are the things I need to know;

Are you a felon? if so, what was your felony?

Are you depressed more than the average person?

Have you ever attempted or thought of attempting suicide? If so, how many times?

Are you an alcoholic? If so are you willing to change that?

Are you able to connect with someone on an emotional level?

Does your life in general suck in your opinion more than the average person would say their life sucks?

Are you needy?

Are you angry more than the average person?

This is the short list. These may seem like questions one would not have to ask someone but in my experience, it’s good to get them on the table.

Things they need to know about me up front. I don’t smoke “weed” or do any other drugs. I do not enjoy hanging out in bars. I am really that chipper, it’s not an act. I love my kids more than life itself, so no, you can never come before them. I am very easy going, this too is not an act so when I say I don’t care where we go, I really do mean it (I can be anywhere and enjoy a good person). 

This ramble is at a close. I do hope to someday find “the one”.

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  1. June 4, 2013 at 2:12 pm

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